The WORST!
Games Played: WoW, Sims 4, KOTOR, Animal Crossing, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Games Beat: None (got too lazy to color. I’m out of practice, so SUE me. And yes, that’s how sims give birth in a hospital in the Sims 4. With a machine. That pokes at them like a candy claw). It’s […]
MoreGames Played: The Sims 4, Portal Stories: Mel, Overwatch, The Wolf Among Us, World of Warcraft Games Finished: none No game plays to my ego quite as much as Portal. Sure, it beats me down by making me feel like the dullest person in the world but also, also, it makes me feel like […]
MoreGames Played: Happy Street, Overwatch, The Sims 4 Games Beat: None I’m excellent at making plans, and far less excellent at following through. “I’m going to play a chapter of Alien: Isolation a day!” I told Ch00. “It’ll only take me 2 more weeks to finish!” That has not happened. What has happened is […]
MoreGames Played: The Sims 4, Harvest Moon, Trade Nations, Happy Street, Overwatch, Alien Isolation Games Beat: None I’m this close to knocking Trade Nations off the list, having attained level 10 and finding it’s just more of the same. Happy Street will be soon after. I’ll consider these marked as complete on a technicality, the […]
MoreGames Played: Overwatch, Alien:Isolation, Sims 4, Trade Nations, Happy Street Games Beat: None I don’t have an excuse. Well, ok, so here’s what happened: The only thing I wanted to play ever again was Dragon Age: Inquisition. Which I have already beat, wait for it, three times. THREE. And yet, I wanted to play again. […]
MoreGames Played: Wind Waker, Harvest Moon, FF:RK Games Beat: none Games Marked as complete: FF:RK This is a combo post from the past two weeks: I spent last week miserably ill and at work and feeling very very sorry for myself. This post was even prewritten and I couldn’t get my act together enough to […]
MoreGames Played: The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker; FFRK Games Beat: None Once I finish ME3, I messaged Ch00 last week, I’m going to play the hell out of Wind Waker for the goddamn CHEER of it. I mean, comparatively: this is still a game wherein Ganon kidnaps young girls, leaving their bereft families begging […]
MoreGames Played: Mass Effect 3, FF:RK, Harvest Moon: A New Beginning Games Beat: Mass Effect 3 I knew what was going to happen at the end of Mass Effect 3 before I even started up the ME1. I thought I was prepared. But, knowing in vague details (“even the good ending is bad!”) did not prepare me […]
MoreGames Played: Harvest Moon, Mass Effect 3, FF:RK Games Beat: none I’m playing ME 3 with an unblinking obsession. I’m determined to get the “good” ending (don’t worry, I already know what that means in ME 3 terms) and also I’ve cried about seventeen times already. Thane made me sad because I loved Thane, but […]
MoreGames Played: Mass Effect 2, Harvest Moon: A New Beginning, Final Fantasy: Record Keeper Games Beat: Mass Effect 2 “Hey, coworker,” I said, “What do you think it means when a muscle under your eye won’t stop twitching?” “Eye-strain,” he said. Well. I guess staring unyieldingly at my monitor for two straight days while I […]
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The Actual Worst 